| e questa ne è la prova: ecco la favola di cappuccetto rosso:
THE BELLISSIM' STORY OF CAPPUCCETT RED
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>One mattin her mamma dissed: "Dear Cappuccett, take this cest to the nonn,
>but attention to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good
>luck! And in bocc at the lup!".
>Cappuccett didn't cap very well this ultim thing but went away, da sol,
>with
>the cest. Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at acert punt she
>incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you
>go?".
>"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of a
>sacc
>of chocolate and biscots and panettons and more and mirtills", she dissed.
>"Ah, mannagg 'a Maruschella? (maybe an __expression com: what a cul that
>had)
>dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc.
>And so the lup dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is
>squilling, sorry."
>And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's House.
>Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for her
>sentier in the forest. The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel,
>entered, and after saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon. Then, after
>sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night berret and fikked
>himself
>in the let.
>When Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered. But
>when the little and stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but the
>lup,
>ricord?) dissed: "But nonn, why do you stay in let?".
>And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!".
>"Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappuccett (she was more than stupid, I think,
>wasn't
>she?).
>Then she dissed: "But...what big okks you have! Do you bisogn some
>collir?".
>"Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little girl", dissed the
>nonn-lup.
>Then cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm: "But what big oreks
>you have! Do you have the Orekkions?".
>And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
>And Cappuccett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said: "But what
>big dents you have!".
>And the lup, at this point dissed: "It is to magn you better!". And magned
>really tutt quant the poor little girl.
>But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent cacciator
>of
>frod sented all and dissed: "Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of
>solds".
>And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a terr
>many kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that
>moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup. Then
>squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired fora
>the
>nonn (still viv) and Cappuccett (still rincoglionited).
>And so, at the end, the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc and guadagned
>honestly a sacc of solds. The nonn magned tutt the leccornies that were in
>the cest. And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!).
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